Pete's Log: "You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes, did you?"

Entry #992, (Life in General)
(posted when I was 22 years old.)

I just returned from a late-night Meijer trip. I bought 12 bottles of Coors, 18 bottles of Mountain Dew, and a bottle of contact fluid. What more does a guy need? well, since you're asking, I really would've liked to have found new batteries for me laser pointer. But I didn't. I did, however, hit snooze on an alarm clock that was going off in Meijer's electronics aisle.

Beyond my Meijer adventure, nothing worthwhile has happened lately. At all. I've been wasting my life away.

So some time ago I received an email from some website or other. It offered an interesting proposal: someone has a crush on me, it claimed. Here is what I had to do in order to find out who it was: I was to go to their site and enter the email address of anyone I thought might have a crush on me, and if I entered the email address of the person who had the crush on me, they'd inform both of us. I considered playing this game for a little while, but it seems really just to be a self-perpetuating nightmare. Since at some point, somebody probably legitimately typed in the email address of their crush, but I'm guessing most of the email generated by this site is due to people who received email from this site, and just typed in the email addresses of everyone they know in the hopes of figuring out who listed them. And I don't want to perpetuate that. So I deleted the message. But I'm still kinda curious.

What am I doing?! I should be sleeping or something.