Pete's Quote Files: M

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Quotes by people associated with the letter 'M'

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-Jackie Mason


I voted for the Republicans because I didn't like the way the Democrats were running the country. Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache.
-Jack Mayberry


Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art.
-Charles McCabe


The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence. Yet, government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words.
-David McIntosh


You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
-Olin Miller


Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.
-Milton


He who reins within himself and rules passions, desires, and fears is more than a king.
-John Milton "Paradise Lost"


Men are perhaps weary of liberty.
-Mussolini


The ever-size of software applications is what makes Moore's Law possible: If we hadn't brought your computer to its knees, why would you go out and buy a new one?
-Nathan Myhrvold (Microsoft Group VP) at ACM97 on planned obsolesence in the computer industry